niall, you're oshawott

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

“I love Louis as a person, not as a member of a band.” —  Eleanor Calder

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

pizza:

this week on I Started Using It Ironically And Now I Can’t Stop: sunglasses emoji

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

ok im gonna go do some hw i think goodnight lil angels :**

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

"It was just because I felt bad and he went to work in the morning and I was like, ‘bless him, he’s going to come home and his house is a pigsty’. I gave it a little clean and I got carried away."
file under:
#DING BAT
#straya

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

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