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Me n Drake chillin at my house

Drake: This bubble tea is excellent! But I have to use your bathroom, that extra hot crispy chicken got to me! Haha!
Me: First door on the left, can't miss it.
Drake:
Me:
Drake: *Shouting from down the hall* The left side!?
Me: Yes.
Drake: OH. MY. GOD.
Me: *Running over to see what happened* What happened!?
Drake: My dude you got 2-ply toilet paper! When I started from the bottom with nothing but my pen and paper I used to dread using the toilet because we always had 1-ply and it would feel so bad and grainy against my sensitive skin. The paper would sometimes tear and rip and my hand would always be exposed, I hated it! When I finally made it on the charts with my singles, I bought a lifetime supply of Charmin brand toilet paper for my mama, God bless her soul. Count your blessings brother. Oh man, this takes me back!
Drake: *Closes his eyes and gets lost in his memories*





gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue






marina + favorite tweets






"Just once, please choose me first."
- Six word story, May 20, 2014 (191/365)





charlotte just pooped on the wax lady’s table






honestly did anyone ever like ricci on geordie shore






threeholepuncher:

how to play fetch with harry styles

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dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time






@geordie shore what the fuck does howay mean stop making words up you pieces of shit






thevsangelz:

Cara Delevingne at Burberry Prorsum






i remmeber i mentioned kebabs in front of a british guy at a club once and he was like OK THATS DISGUSTING and i was like ok just because you brits have ruined a beautiful thing with your Drunken Asses doesn’t mean you can be a hater






ok i want a Kebab






1nd2rd3st:

gudda:

isn’t it funny when people think that everything’s about them like any certain little thing you post they just assume it’s about them like hey the world doesn’t revolve around you!!!

@ me next time






cigarettezayn:

can y’all hackers delete liams twitter please






smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan