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Me n Drake chillin at my house

Drake: This bubble tea is excellent! But I have to use your bathroom, that extra hot crispy chicken got to me! Haha!
Me: First door on the left, can't miss it.
Drake: *Shouting from down the hall* The left side!?
Me: Yes.
Drake: OH. MY. GOD.
Me: *Running over to see what happened* What happened!?
Drake: My dude you got 2-ply toilet paper! When I started from the bottom with nothing but my pen and paper I used to dread using the toilet because we always had 1-ply and it would feel so bad and grainy against my sensitive skin. The paper would sometimes tear and rip and my hand would always be exposed, I hated it! When I finally made it on the charts with my singles, I bought a lifetime supply of Charmin brand toilet paper for my mama, God bless her soul. Count your blessings brother. Oh man, this takes me back!
Drake: *Closes his eyes and gets lost in his memories*


riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

marina + favorite tweets

"Just once, please choose me first."
- Six word story, May 20, 2014 (191/365)

charlotte just pooped on the wax lady’s table

honestly did anyone ever like ricci on geordie shore


how to play fetch with harry styles



me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

@geordie shore what the fuck does howay mean stop making words up you pieces of shit


Cara Delevingne at Burberry Prorsum

i remmeber i mentioned kebabs in front of a british guy at a club once and he was like OK THATS DISGUSTING and i was like ok just because you brits have ruined a beautiful thing with your Drunken Asses doesn’t mean you can be a hater

ok i want a Kebab



isn’t it funny when people think that everything’s about them like any certain little thing you post they just assume it’s about them like hey the world doesn’t revolve around you!!!

@ me next time


can y’all hackers delete liams twitter please


1 bedroom apartment floorplan